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To: Libloather
Alligator hunting once became so out of hand in Louisiana that the alligator
population dropped, the nutria population exploded, and they ate so much of
the plant life that the Louisiana coastline started to erode too quickly. So in
order to save Louisiana from sinking they created alligator farms to release
them into the wild.
25 posted on 04/12/2026 6:36:52 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: SpaceBar

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

37 posted on 04/12/2026 7:11:22 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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