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1 posted on 04/11/2026 3:46:15 PM PDT by Twotone
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I always thought blonde jokes were strange, as though the blonde race were stupid, it didn’t make sense, but it was allowed.


2 posted on 04/11/2026 3:52:12 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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A guy at work one day said, “I got a great Polak joke...”

Another guy said, “Watch it...I’m Polish...”

The first guy said, “I’ll tell it slow...”


5 posted on 04/11/2026 4:00:26 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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Very funny film. James Robertson Justice went on to play Dr. Lancelot Spratt in the “Doctor in the House” films.


8 posted on 04/11/2026 4:02:14 PM PDT by Publius
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As a big fan of Still Game, anyone who’s offended by Scottish humor is a numpty prrrrick!


10 posted on 04/11/2026 4:06:48 PM PDT by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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Whisky Galore!1949! Saw it on TV decades ago now have it on DVD!


12 posted on 04/11/2026 4:10:39 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (REOPEN THE MENTAL HOSPITALS CLOSED IN THE 1970s!)
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Leonarda Jonie would beg to differ. She rips on everyone, especially Indians (the kind from India).


13 posted on 04/11/2026 4:11:31 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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“Scottish logic: if it works, stop talking.”

wy69


14 posted on 04/11/2026 4:13:03 PM PDT by whitney69 (uestiuetion and interpret the answer.)
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Nicholas De Santo seems to have fun with ethnic jokes - you can find him on youtube.


15 posted on 04/11/2026 4:23:08 PM PDT by posterchild
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Whisky Galore...wasn’t her sister in a James Bond movie?


17 posted on 04/11/2026 4:27:59 PM PDT by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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To: Twotone

My favorite Scottish joke:

A Scotsman opens his pay envelope and that finds he’s been overpaid by 10 pounds. He says nothing.

The next week, he opens his pay envelope and finds that he’s been underpaid by 10 pounds. Furious, he goes to see the paymaster.

Scotsman: I’m very angry! You’ve underpaid me by 10 pounds!
Paymaster: You didn’t complain last week when we overpaid you.
Scotsman: I can overlook one mistake. But not two in a row.


22 posted on 04/11/2026 5:15:06 PM PDT by Leaning Right
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This is part of a genre where small-town residents outwit the city slickers (as the article says, Ealing made a number of these).

“The Secret of Santa Vittoria” and “Waking Ned Devine” would be other examples.

I’ve never cared for “My Cousin Vinnie” for that reason - it reverses the concept.


27 posted on 04/11/2026 6:56:07 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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And then there was Firesign Theater, and Mel Brooks.


29 posted on 04/11/2026 7:26:07 PM PDT by FrozenAssets (You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps)
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bump


30 posted on 04/11/2026 7:41:18 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens. --DJT)
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Okay - I have a joke. Two Scottmen walk out of a bar....hey it could happen!”

Norm MacDonald does a good bit about how he hates polish jokes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_0q_CXl41s


32 posted on 04/11/2026 8:10:47 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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