[Alberta's Child]

"For your $2 million toll you get passage through the Strait of Hormuz PLUS a personally autographed copy of The Art of the Deal," complete with a certificate of authenticity!"

[OldHarbor]

If I pay $250 million, what can I get ? A couple of military strikes against the country of my choice ?

Right Now Operation Epic Fury is akin to a MMA Death Cage Match* with the entire Middle East from the Med to the Persian Gulf . Who is the real honey badger of the Middle East ? Woo ! TO Be the Man you gotta Beat the Man ! Woo !

*Inquire about our Operation Epic Fury Victory Celebration VIP Vacation Package .

**Dubai Luxury Vaction Pack currently unavailable.