[fella]

The perfect Ayatollah is like an Auto-Pen,
Can’t be seen
Can’t be heard
Can’t be found
Can live forever

Like a Jinn.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Perhaps (perhaps) he is hiding in a well with the 12 imam in the "holy" City of Qom, surviving on candies thrown into the well by Muslim Children!

(Some Sunni nation needs to be the one to drop some explosive ordinance into that well to wake up the 12 imam from his 12 century nap!)