‘Retard Right’: Conservative Commentator Torches Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, and MTG in Scathing CPAC Speech

Mediaite ^ | March 27, 2026 | Isaac Schorr

[Miami Rebel]

Conservative commentator Josh Hammer unleashed on Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, and Marjorie Taylor Greene during his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Thursday, characterizing the trio as members of the “retard right.”

“You probably noticed that things feel a bit off in the conservative movement at this time,” began Hammer, who made an exception for President Donald Trump and his administration. “It is only when we look outside the administration to the conservative influencer class, those who dwell in ‘podcastistan,’ as some now call it, when we see things going perhaps slightly less well. Don’t get me wrong, many of the biggest conservative stars are superb, and some of them are speaking at this conference. But some others are absolutely terrible, and a few of them are speaking at this conference, too. Matt Gaetz, there’s your shout out. These black-pilling doomsdayers are engaged in a conscientious brain rot op to make the right retarded. The slogan that catapulted Donald Trump to the presidency and continues to define his political career is Make America Great Again. It’s a pithy and inspiring call to action. In it are three distinct claims. First, America was once great. Second, America became less than great. And third, it will one day be made great again. The retard right denizens of Podcastistan reject the fundamental essence, however, of MAGA. Much like the neo-Marxist left, the retard right doesn’t think America was ever great. And they certainly don’t think that America is capable of being made great once again. They are therefore explicitly anti-MAGA. In fact, they are actually just anti-American.”

He continued:

We know this because they openly say it. Tucker Carlson, who wrestled a demon and seems to have lost the fight with the demon, recently hosted on his show a Chinese Communist Party mouthpiece by the name of Jiang Xueqin. On the podcast, Jiang proposed a New World Order, in which the United States joins China, Russia, and Iran as, quote-unquote, “equal partners.” If you think that sounds patently insane, that’s because it is. If you think that sounds indistinguishable from the musings of Noam Chomsky, that’s because it is. But that didn’t stop Carlson from affirming Jiang’s Beijing-approved dystopia as the wisest possible advice and the only path that preserves civilization. Of course, Carlson has also lauded Russia, Maduro’s Venezuela, and even Sharia law. You’d be hard-pressed to find a single anti-American system or regime that Carlson has not, in fact, praised.

By the same token, Megyn Kelly, whose insatiable appetite for clicks has overwhelmed whatever decent principles she purports to hold, had a curious guest for her first episode after the commencement of Operation Epic Fury against Iran. That was Marjorie Taylor Greene. In December, just prior to resigning in disgrace after Trump kicked her out of MAGA, Greene met with the radically anti-American Chinese Communist Party-funded group, Code Pink. Instead of celebrating the world historical madman, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s death, and the remarkable ass-kicking — the remarkable ass-kicking — that Trump had just begun delivering to a regime that’s attacked and killed Americans ever since 1979, Kelly joined Greene in lamentation. “This feels very much to me like it is clearly Israel’s war,” she said.

Never mind that President Trump has been calling for the destruction of the mullahs for decades. Decades. In 1980, Trump called for the use of military force against Iran. In 1988, Trump said he’d, quote, “Go in and take Kharg Island,” there near the Strait of Hormuz. Short of tariffs, there is literally no issue, there’s no single issue on which Donald Trump has more consistent over the decades than the issue of Iran. But the cowards of the retard right who simply don’t have the balls to take on President Trump directly, insist that Trump was goaled into the current action by the Israelis ,or perhaps prominent Jewish-Americans, or perhaps some combination thereof. This, simply put, is horsesh*t. Donald Trump is not a dupe, and he is now settling all the MAGA family business. So it’s no wonder that Trump now calls Carlson quote-unquote “not MAGA.” It’s no under he has labeled Kelly, who has been spiraling off into extreme juvenile vulgarity — been talking about micropenises of late — he calls her a quote, “jealous and angry human being with little sway.” And he’s right on that. A new survey from J.L. Partners revealed that Republicans trust Donald Trump over Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly by a whopping 83% to 6% margin. This is not a particularly close call. It is not a coin flip. It i an overwhelming crushing defeat for the retard right. Indeed, at this juncture of his second term, Trump maintains historically high approval ratings from within his own party for a very clear and obvious reason. He’s doing a fantastic job, and he deserves our support.

All of that then raises some rather obvious questions. Why are Carlson, Kelly, fellow travelers like the exorable Candace Owens, and yes, some of their allies inside the administration, why are all of them doing this? What is their goal? What is the end goal here? The answer is both simple and harrowing. The goal is to destroy the MAGA coalition and the current iteration of the American right. These subversives have no interest in a strong America that kills arch terrorists who want us dead ,and confronts a Chinese Communist Party that wants us subjugated. They have no interests in a conservative movement that is downstream of the West’s biblical inheritance. Instead, like Putin’s Svenagali Alexander Dugin, they want a coalition movement that makes America great by making Russia and China great. Like the Muslim Brotherhood, they want the Judeo-Christian biblical tradition made great again by making Islam or Sharia law great again. Like Hasan Piker and Howard Zinn, they want to make America great by tearing it down. If that doesn’t sound anything remotely conservative to you, that’s because it isn’t. It’s stupid. It’s evil. It’s flaming, stinking garbage. It is the direct advancement of our enemies’ interests on the world stage. If someone wanted to destroy America from within, what else would he do other than what the brain rot op retard right does on a daily basis? Your job, CPAC, is simple. It is to resoundingly say to the retard right, “No.” The future of this conference depends on it. The future of the movement, indeed, depends on it. And ultimately, the future of this country depends on. So don’t mess it up.

FULL SPEECH: Host Josh Hammer Addresses CPAC 2026 – 03/26/26 pic.twitter.com/Mymf6uyhi0

— RSBN 🇺🇸 (@RSBNetwork) March 26, 2026

Hammer, a friend of the late Charlie Kirk, has feuded with Kelly, Carlson, and Owens in recent months. Buckley Carlson, the younger brother of Tucker Carlson, drew a rebuke from a host of The Charlie Kirk Show on Thursday after he resurrected the debunked conspiracy theory that Hammer had foreknowledge of the assassination attempt that claimed Kirk’s life last fall.

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[higgmeister]

Perhaps Josh Hammer meant Jew-hatred is inherent in the EU.

Josh Hammer is the EMT on the scene telling the hospital, the vital signs of the dying EU.

[Miami Rebel]

Have it your way, but those massively platformed influencers are going to gut Republican turnout in November.

[FreeReign]

The GOP is cooked for the midterms. The young people, Catholics, minorities and other converts we won over in ‘24 are all running for the hills.

If Thune were Trump I believe MAGA would deliver a midterm victory. That's not to say that Trump can't be blamed for the lack of work place enforcement.

About some of the new comers, too many of them are faddists.

[FreeReign]

I don't know why CPAC is being held in Texas this year. All the action is going on in Washington DC, where CPAC is usually held.

It's because they are trying turn Texas green, and I mean Islam green. If they take Texas, the country is over.

I know Tucker and Megyn don't give a sh*t about that, but the rest of us should.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Have it your way, but those massively platformed influencers are going to gut Republican turnout in November.

The problem is that the GOP would have no one to blame but themselves.

Republicans in Congress have stonewalled Trump, dragging their heels on too many areas to count; as such, with domestic endeavors not proceeding as he would like, Trump has tried his hand at foreign policy endeavors like those he mocked years prior:

Like it or not, for the average American, Iran doesn't even enter the Top 10 list of what concerns them. And unlike the initial wide support for Afghanistan/Iraq, too many people having living memories of what happened the last time the current rhetorical lines on Iran were used to support those older wars. Yet the same cheerleaders from those olden days are still hanging around like a bad rash.

If the trend continues, don't be surprised if a sufficient number of people in the MAGA base conclude that the Trump of 2016 is no longer in play...

...and act accordingly.

[hcmama]

Between my brothers and sisters, there are 12 kids ranging in age from 20 to 33. All seven of the boys were solid for Trump in 2024.

He is literally a joke to them now. And I challenge anyone to look at the polling data and dismiss this as just another anecdote.

A real opportunity to cement a generational, multi-ethnic, populist right coalition has been blown to hell.

[cpdiii]

There are times where Megyn Kelly has been spot on about things, but then she goes off the rails on other items. But the latest spat she had with Mark Levin really left me wondering just what drives her.

Money, Ego, Adulation of followers, Power, and fading beauty, she is 56.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Smart family! Get ready Hussein O’Biden x 10

[RckyRaCoCo]

Who? Is he one of those influenza thingy's or someth'n?

[Theoria]

Yea, his name is George Webb Sweigert. Not kosher to mess up peoples names.

[Just mythoughts]

I am not trying to be kosher.. I love to ‘mess’ with names. Ever read the Bible? The devil has many names!

[Just mythoughts]

I am not trying to be kosher.. I love to ‘mess’ with names. Ever read the Bible? The devil has many names!

[GingisK]

...or a hell of a lot earlier?

I liked the 1960s and 70s a lot better. Better music then as well.