[goodnesswins]

Ugh...nose ring...sheesh. Why do women put in nose rings?

[Kudsman]

So somebody can hook a leash on and take them for a walk?

[clearcarbon]

"Ugh...nose ring...sheesh. Why do women put in nose rings?

Maybe it's a contemporary version of chrome bumpers on vintage cars.

[samiam5]

It’s to keep them from rooting under the fence.

[Theophilus]

So they can be led around the sty.

[Steely Tom]

There’s a whole “nose ring theory” thing about that.

In short, it is that women who wear nose rings want to display their trauma(s) where everyone can see them. Their trauma is their identity.