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To: Towed_Jumper

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four day’s concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

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17 posted on 03/20/2026 12:32:08 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: FreedomPoster

I don’t know anyone who wears nylons anymore...and you’d probably be more popular if you carried 3 charged power banks instead of lipsticks.


20 posted on 03/20/2026 12:40:12 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: FreedomPoster

41 posted on 03/20/2026 1:23:39 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: FreedomPoster

Was that “Vegas or Dallas?”


42 posted on 03/20/2026 1:25:34 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Resist Satan's Tyranny )
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To: FreedomPoster

You forgot the best part.....”Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”


45 posted on 03/20/2026 1:31:27 PM PDT by xp38
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To: FreedomPoster

one hundred dollars in gold
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That is getting smaller every day.

About 1/45 of an ounce today.


51 posted on 03/20/2026 1:56:01 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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To: FreedomPoster

How do you look with the prophylactic, lipstick, and nylons, all on?


64 posted on 03/20/2026 3:26:41 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: FreedomPoster

You could have a great weekend in Vegas with that!


72 posted on 03/20/2026 4:59:22 PM PDT by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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