That X response brought to mind how successors are now appointed:
Committee: Congratulations, Ayatollah. Here is your new robe of office
New Ayatollah: What is this symbol on the back? It looks like a target...
Committee Member 1:What is the new criteria for selecting the next Ayatollah?
Committee Member 2:We take a vote, and determine which of us is despised the most by the others.
Average Persian 1: How do we know who is to be the next Ayatollah?
Average Persian 2:See that guy no one wants to be seen close to? That's the guy.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waiters and try the veal.
Talk about bad timing!

White boi say what????
The black community looks like clowns for allowing this liar to pretend to be one of them.
Martin Luther Cream
Thurgood Marshmallow
So wearing the “Boyz in Da Hood” shirt gives him street cred I guess. Now he can walk down any MLK Blvd in the country unscathed!
So wearing the “Boyz in Da Hood” shirt gives him street cred I guess. Now he can walk down any MLK Blvd in the country unscathed!
Tell that to the thousands he murdered!
Talcum X for next Mullah of Iran. Let’s get him over there today to help get him started.
With 40 leaders presumably killed, there is a sudden need for 2880 virgins. Stat.
If a woman had anything to do with the weapon or use of weapon that took him out then he was killed by that woman/women and is denide entery to paradise.
There’s also a bit about being buried within one day of death.