[Bob Ireland]

***Shia Muslims believe he is hidden in a secret location, often associated with the Jamkaran well in Iran, a site of pilgrimage where believers drop written requests for help***

Children have been dropping candy and dainties down that well for centuries to help the Mahdi sustain himself, so he might emerge from that shaft in portly shape. Perhaps the faithful have also dropped weights down that well to help him maintain himself in good shape!

[Axenolith]

Wonder how a 3 pound package of bacon ends and pieces would do down it?

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Bob...at this point they should just say he will not be coming back, the only things he had to eat for a thousand years were sugary sweets and he died from diabetes.

[Gasshog]

Oh, I cant say here what I would drop down that well.

Wouldn’t be Proper.