[MeanWestTexan]

I rushed my retirement from the Army a bit so Bush 1 would sign my Presidential Certificate of Appreciation.

Not that I’m a fan of Bush 1.

But he was infinitely better than Bubba the Pedo.

[GMThrust]

I was screwed if I retired on time or a year early, Big Mike’s wife and Big Mike signed our papers. I asked my wife if she wanted me to keep her letter-I couldn’t even finish the question before she shouted out, burn it. So that’s what I did, burned all of it.

[Myrddin]

Nixon signed my Eagle Scout card. Awarded April 12, 1972. I had hoped to wrangle his attendance at the court of honor to coincide with the Republican National Convention, but San Diego fumbled the ball.