Any proctologists care to weigh in ?
Not one, butt my dad described an examination:
"After a sedative the doc told me to bend over and relax. Let's see. He put his right hand on my right shoulder and...
No, that's not right. He put his left hand on my left shoulder...
HEY! He had ONE hand on EACH of my shoulders!"
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He took a pencil and worked it out. I know, booo.