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To: rexthecat

I guess we need some ship that can reach warp factor nine then.


2 posted on 02/19/2026 1:58:27 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: SkyDancer

I guess we need some ship that can reach warp factor nine then.

Anti-gravity propulsion? Already solved via Alcubierre, exotics materials and extreme electromagnetics.


22 posted on 02/19/2026 2:10:51 PM PST by thepoodlebites (and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.)
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To: SkyDancer
I guess we need some ship that can reach warp factor nine then.


41 posted on 02/19/2026 2:28:12 PM PST by P.O.E.
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The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were well understood. It is said, by the Guide, that such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess’s undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sorts of parties.

The physicists encountered repeated failures while trying to construct a machine which could generate the infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the mind-paralyzing distances between the farthest stars. They eventually announced that such a machine was virtually impossible.

Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning in this way: “If such a machine is a virtual impossibility, it must have finite improbability. So all I have to do, in order to make one, is to work out how exactly improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on!” He did this and managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air. Unfortunately, shortly after he was awarded the Galactic Institute’s Prize for Extreme Cleverness, he was lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists on the ground that he has became the one thing they couldn’t stand most of all: “a smart arse”.


46 posted on 02/19/2026 2:31:27 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: SkyDancer

who obeys the speed limit anyways. Especially for a joy ride!


64 posted on 02/19/2026 2:54:08 PM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: SkyDancer
I guess we need some ship that can reach warp factor nine then.

Warp 9 won't cut it. Warp 10 is what's needed, it represents infinite velocity, where a vessel would exist at all points in the universe simultaneously.

108 posted on 02/19/2026 5:30:51 PM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: SkyDancer
But I thought it was all in the Dilithium crystals?


167 posted on 02/19/2026 9:35:30 PM PST by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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