Genital Injections Spark Cheating Allegations at Winter Olympics

Breitbart ^ | 2-5-26 | Dylan Gwinn

[dynachrome]

It’s not unusual for athletes to spare no effort to put themselves into position to win, but this might be taking it a bit too far.

The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) has confirmed that it is investigating allegations that male ski jumpers at this year’s Winter Olympics in Italy might have injected hyaluronic acid into their penises in hopes of gaining a competitive advantage.

How might that help an athlete in a ski jump contest?

According to the German publication, Bild, which first reported the controversy in January, suggests athletes are artificially enlarging their penises before official body measurements to obtain larger competition suits.

Apparently, a larger suit size can greatly improve a ski jumper’s performance.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I don’t know about that. I was always pretty good at high pressure injections.

[chickenlips]

Time to require nude ski jumping!

That cold will have the opposite effect of the injections.

[Rummyfan]

Now this.... this is something truly bizarre.

[Rummyfan]

The agony of defeat.... I would look forward to the Wide World of Sports every Saturday.

[NorthMountain]

I guarantee, it wasn’t the ITALIANS artificially enlarging their manhoods ...

[decal]

As opposed to the agony of deschlong...

[lee martell]

Lol!

[kawhill]

Matti Nykänen of Finland is widely considered the greatest male ski jumper of all time, holding four Olympic gold medals, five World Championship gold medals, and four World Cup titles. His dominance in the 1980s, including winning three golds at the 1988 Calgary Olympics, sets him apart. Other legends include Gregor Schlierenzauer for most World Cup wins, and Sara Takanashi for most wins among women. How long is the big hill, that would be a ride.

[TangoLimaSierra]

The suits are sized according to the athletes’ penile girth? How are the women fitted?

Same.

[dfwgator]

What about Eddie The Eagle?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Wouldn’t it be more like “The agony of deflate”?

[NonValueAdded]

I guess “size matters”

[dfwgator]

That’s what she said.

[piytar]

Also does even raw dough expand in one’s stomach when ingested? Never heard of that. I used to eat raw dough when helping Mom make bread all the time as a kid.

[piytar]

Ooops wrong thread.

[smokingfrog]

Maybe a Brazilian butt lift would give them better aerodynamics?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#16: "How are the women fitted?"

They take 'em any way they get 'em.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Another article I saw said that the bigger the suit, the more surface area therefore increased flight time. By that logic I should be able to jump and never come down. Hard to believe it would make much difference, but then these guys are the best so maybe any edge counts.

[sopo]

I wanted both sides of it, I won.

[Bob434]

You’d think it would be pole vaulters taking it, not skiiers