[stylin19a]

well, I suppose I can start with "how the fight started"

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. 
I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Re:perfect eyesight:
My husband wants to know if his obituary has been written yet.

My husband likes wife jokes. We’ve been married 51 years, and I can take a joke and so can he. Lots of laughter around here.

He took the middle set of grandsons to the USS Alabama near Mobile afew years back. You can wander all through the ship and the submarine next door. He opened a closet in one area and there was a broom in it. “Look boys”he said. Grandmother is around here somewhere. Here’s her broom.” They are still laughing about that one.

Back to lurking.