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To: Baladas

It’s going to have to be cremation. There is no other way.
No team of pallbearers would accept that unsafe duty.
She would require a Coffin-Built-For-Two.


8 posted on 01/28/2026 11:40:51 AM PST by lee martell
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To: lee martell

We’re gonna need a bigger oven…


9 posted on 01/28/2026 11:45:31 AM PST by Skywise
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To: lee martell

Big time (no pun intended).


17 posted on 01/28/2026 12:43:21 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: lee martell

There’s a chance cremation is out too. It has already happened that a cremation oven was destroyed by out of control fire precipitated by an immensely obese person. Fat goes up like gasoline.


29 posted on 01/28/2026 2:25:15 PM PST by TalBlack (Their god is government. Prepare for a religious war.https://freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=4322961%2)
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