I’m a big fan of bagpipes and harpischords, two of the least favorite instruments in the world I’m sure, a category that probably includes the accordion. I also enjoy five string banjo from time to time, but here’s a banjo joke that I’ve heard adapted for accordion:
What’s the difference between onions and a banjo?
Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpipes#History