What’s an Officer of the law supposed to do (do) when that happens?
Do police usually drive around with Haz-Mat materials in their trunk, at the ready? Gloves, hefty bags, clothes pins, for the nose, etc. 4 liters of Mind Bleach.
A full 16oz bottle of purple Febreeze.
Well. If I were the officer (easy to say) I would do the same as I have done to puppies who crap on the carpet. Stick their nose in it, they learn pretty fast, but maybe not Fang Wang. Would be good for sh!ts % giggles though.
I used to have people do things like that. Sometimes flinging and spreading too. Didnt make for a good day at all.
Two full changes of clothes including boots making sure that one wears old ones to begin with. Trash bags, disposable wipes, soap and towel, a disinfectant that is safe for your own body like alcohol and something to apply it. As much as alcohol is unpleasant if you get it in your eyes its still much better than bleach.
In those types of settings there are normally things like gloves, buckets, and bleach for the one that caused to mess to try to clean up but the reality is that the staff/victim generally had to follow up to get it done correctly.
That wasnt even the most stressful part of the job.