Posted on 01/13/2026 2:54:17 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to trade all of its liberal women for Iranian women.
According to highly placed sources, representatives of the State Department, including Secretary Marco Rubio, had engaged in high-level talks with officials from the Iranian government to lay out parameters for a trade that would send every liberal American woman to Iran in exchange for Persian women.
"It's a deal that makes too much sense not to happen," Rubio said in a brief statement to reporters. "In the United States, we're overrun with unpleasant, objectionable, hateful women of multi-colored hair. In Iran, they seek to oppress the rights of the beautiful Persian women
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Oh heck, yeah! Persian women are beautiful. 😍😍😍
Interesting chart.
Also, Muslims are a bigger to Russia than Europe or the USA.
They won’t continue to put up with Russia’s rigged elections.
Why are you pounding sand?
That’s an instruction video to help you. I hear you needed instructions to pour water out of a boot and still didn’t do it right.
Just watch the video and do it like that. And try not to hurt yourself. We’re all out of Band-Aids.
That’s the unvarnished truth!
“They won’t continue to put up with Russia’s rigged elections.”
I know you’re a Russian hater and hope for the worst to befall them but remember the school kids at Beslan. Did they deserve that? The Russians will and the Muzzies will get the Grozny treatment.
Haha. I know it’s funny, but genius.
Amen
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