I’d walk straight through them to my gate and they’d start a melee, which I might lose as an individual, but I’d take 3 or 4 down so hard they’d never forget it. Then I’d sue them for everything they’re worth, go on my book tour, and cash in.
Exactly, support the orthopedic doctors...or maybe the wheelchair manufacturers as they might be cheaper in the long run.
1) Ask people near you to film it so you can show the whole context later.
2) Walk up calmly to the protestors asking to get by. When that doesn't work
3) Walk to the side, away from the group, and yell "Isa ackbar" (Jesus is greater than your god).
4) Pretend to try to run away, have your charging cable handy (you have one because it's an airport).
5) Have the ends of the charging cable protruding from your fist between your fingers and hit one of your attackers in the face/eyes to disorient him. Wrap the charging cable around his neck and tell the other attackers that he'll die if they don't stop their attack and let us get onto the plane.