I like this one:
A dog limps into a bar on three legs and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!’
Ba-Dump-Dump-TUSH!
Cute!
Ouch!
Slightly OT, I found in my deceased brother’s stuff (a bunch of little stuff we never got back to until recently) a small ceramic cup with a New England Patriots’ logo on it. It almost looks like a shot glass except it’s just 1 tbsp., right on the money. There is no “handle”, grip”, or indication of volume it holds, just straight sides but running at a bit of an angle — Sort of a truncated-bottom “V”. Bro’ worked as an assistant manager in a restaurant, so who knows?
Has anyone ever seen such? It’s solid & definitely does not look like a kids’ toy.