[LonePalm]

A few more thoughts and items from my life.

We went out to dinner over the weekend with our neighbors. They told the waiter they would like a bottle of wine. The waiter said, "Certainly sir, what year?" My neighbor said, "I was hoping for tonight."

I made some fish tacos Friday evening. It didn't go as well as I hoped. The fish ignored them and swam away.

I'm sure you've heard it said that beer is liquid bread. By that line of reasoning, cheese is loaf milk.

Contrary to popular belief, French Fries are not made in France. They're made in grease.

Also contrary to popular belief, the dryer doesn't make your clothes smaller. That would be the refrigerator.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

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[gymbeau]

LMAO!

The only thing new in my life is that when I was in the mall earlier today I saw an Apple Store get robbed. Does that make me an iWitness?

[Snowybear]

> Contrary to popular belief, French Fries are not made in France. They’re made in grease.

I make mine with peanut oil. We have a deep fryer and it works very well!

-SB