Seen on Facebook today:
"There once was a gal named Renee,
Who wouldn’t get out of the way,
She stopped taking her meds,
And went after the feds,
Which effectively ended her day."
Too soon?
Or this one...
There once was a girl named Renee,
Who decided not to obey,
She stomped on the gas,
Tried to flatten ICE’s azz,
And will never drive another day.
SweetiePalm was complaining about me the other day. She complained that I was a Know-it-All and said, "I don't what you and I have in common." I replied, "They're both vowels." And that's when the fight started.
Our neighbors got a magical dog. I think it's a Labracadabrador.
I was thinking about what it would be like to live in different European countries. When I got to Switzerland, I couldn't think of anything bad. The flag is a big plus though.
I bought an album from the Israel Defense Forces military band. It's called "Guns and Moses."
When you think about it, making soup is like witchcraft. You put plants, spices, and dead animals in a cauldron while following badly scribbled instructions written by old people.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Too soon? Maybe, not soon enough. Love it!