None of this explains Dallas being the most penalized team.
It’s absurd.
Being a coach in the nfl is rare. Having such a list of coaches proves the coaching staff is not the problem. And Dallas can have any coach they want. Jerry has agreed to make a deal to let the cowboys be close but not in.
Why would the chargers commit false starts but not other penalties. As you note it’s a low yardage penalty.
It actually thoroughly explains it: BAD COACHING. Like I told you. Especially when you remember why Jerry fired Jimmy. Jerry likes WEAK coaches. Guys that don’t push him. Guys that won’t point out his obvious weaknesses as a GM. Well weak coaches are... weak coaches. If they won’t stand up to him they won’t drive the players.
No Dallas CAN’T have any coach they want. Everybody knows Jerry is poison. Lots of coaches don’t want anything to do with the level BS Jerry brings. There’s a reason he stuck with Garrett so long, he had to “prove” Dallas wasn’t a 2 to 3 year stint of failure followed by being fired and never getting another head coaching gig. So he stuck to weak and boring Jason Garrett for a full decade. And then he hired McCarthy for 3 years. And screwed that up so bad that by the time he actually fired McCarthy all the good coaches were hired. So he had to punt Schottenheimer’s kid.
Jerry didn’t make any deals. He’s just a @#$%^ owner and a worse GM and he can’t build a team that doesn’t suck. And he can’t get a coach that doesn’t suck. And he can’t get out of his own way. And he won’t shutup on radio show. And he just generally screws the team over and over and over.
Keep in mind the Chargers “most false start penalties” averaged 1.47 a game in 2022, and .72 per game last year. That’s the problem with “the most”. It’s grading a curve and “the most” might not actually be very many. Like somewhere between 1 and 1 1/2 a game.