I’m sure her first advice is to fill them up with booze so they can’t see what you really look like then be sure to record everything to use as blackmail in the future. Although, I’m not sure there is a strong enough pair of beer goggles to make Harris look desirable.
Back in the day she was a pretty hot piece of a$$, and could do the "golf ball through a garden hose" trick without breaking a sweat.
That was back when she was a young piece.
Now she's an old piece and as you say, beer goggles don't do the trick.