Did someone just say, "Theodor Adorno? Did you not know that Theodor Adorno lives on FR and has morphed from being a founding member of the Frankfurt School to one of FR's most nutty and strident Zeepers? I converse with him on these pages all the time.
Come to think of it, it's been a while. My Dearest Theodor, how have you been post-zot, my boy! Max (Horkheimer), Jacques (Derrida) and Michel (Foucault) recently had an epic, foot-long Frankfurt eating contest using your "techniques." They're looking forward to seeing you next week at Columbia's BoomBoom Room when you'll read you latest, sure-to-be groundbreaking paper, "A Critical Theory Of Donuts, Capitalistic Urges and the Hegemony Of Foot-Long Franfurts In a Hermenuetic Dialogue Of the Twelve Tone System Of Dishwashing"
See you then, my Dearest Thoedor!
