My Dearest Theodor! So good to see you're still here! Hold on a minute - I'm going to count the number of Yook-slurping comments you wrote today in anticipation of you possibly breaking your record 40 massive, long-winded Yook bloviations that you dropped here on Thanksgiving Day! I'll be right back. . .
With 19 YookSlurp™ fantasy comments in the bag already, you're on track to beat your own record, My Dearest Theodor!
How many Yookville™ Is Winning!!!!™ comments will you drop on Christmas Day? Fifty? Sixty? Three hundred? I can't wait to see! Go Theodor! If you break your record today I think that Santa or your boy Zelenskyyyyy™ will drop a pallet of your beloved Foot Long Frankfurts down your chimney on Christmas morning!
