Hey YOU!
Yes YOU!
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We are up to 17!
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I'm in the dust, and that's where I'm stayin'!!
“You can model the Universe 300 seconds after the Big Bang.”
Hilarious.
That is exactly what much of science is these days—computer models built on a house of cards—with garbage data in generating garbage data out....
The “Big Bang” theory is going to be the Cosmology version of the Piltdown Man—total fraud and nonsense that duped the “experts” for many decades.