I phone the pizza place down the street. I get routed to India, where they ask me what I want on my pizza. I tell them, and they say you can pick it up in 30 minutes. I say fine and ask who am I speaking to with that accent. They say they are Indian, and I say that can’t be possible because people on the Indian reserve don’t speak like that. They say India like New Delhi, India. Oh, and then I say I can’t get to India in 30 minutes to pick up my pizza. We both laugh and the world is fine.
I got a Dell one once who said, ‘Hello from tomorrow!’