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To: Libloather

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose head was as hard as a bucket.
He watched Santa ride by,
then got pissed at some guy,
And knocked his ass back to Pawtucket.


32 posted on 12/12/2025 5:42:19 AM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Sicon
I used to have a book of limericks compiled by someone going by the name G. Legman. There were over 1000 limericks in it, and only one- only ONE, was decent enough to print in this forum. 1000 dirty limericks…

Its novelty wore off and I gave it away.

41 posted on 12/12/2025 6:13:33 AM PST by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: Sicon

Very nice interpretation!


46 posted on 12/12/2025 6:54:33 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: Sicon

bttt


54 posted on 12/12/2025 7:57:21 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Sicon

Excellent! 😂🤣


60 posted on 12/12/2025 9:21:43 AM PST by Allegra
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To: Sicon

Very good! :)


62 posted on 12/12/2025 9:38:40 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Sicon

Well done.


71 posted on 12/13/2025 7:11:14 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE
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