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Do Login.gov for starters.

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Already did that and was accepted, now I get: Error Code [70] - There was an issue with your request. Press continue to try again. If the problem persists, clear your cookies, cache, and close your browsers on all devices you may have used to access this site.

Part way into this process you need to get on your smartphone and download the apps.