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To: HoneysuckleTN; xone; meyer; ransomnote; gymbeau
One day a young cowboy rode into town and tied his horse up at the saloon. He wasn't your usual cowboy. His horse blanket and saddle were made out of brown paper. His jeans, shirt, vest, chaps, and hat were all made out of badly crinkled brown paper.

Just as he took his first sip of whiskey, the town Marshal stepped into the bar. "Son, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." "What for Marshal?" "Rustling."

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
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LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

4,971 posted on 12/27/2025 8:00:45 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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4,972 posted on 12/27/2025 8:17:24 PM PST by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: LonePalm

Umm.....


5,011 posted on 12/27/2025 9:19:47 PM PST by MileHi ((Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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And underage drinking.

5,015 posted on 12/27/2025 9:31:43 PM PST by foldspace
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To: LonePalm

5,031 posted on 12/28/2025 6:10:15 AM PST by stylin19a ("Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back" - 250 years of smiling - 11/10/2025)
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To: LonePalm

“His jeans, shirt, vest, chaps, and hat were all made out of badly crinkled brown paper“

I seem to remember that type of hat being referred to as a foolscap.


5,033 posted on 12/28/2025 6:15:14 AM PST by gymbeau (Free Alberta! (Limit two per customer))
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