Crunchy Frog is always my favorite. Lark’s Vomit is right up there, though.
Mr. Hilton: "Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk Tony's chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose." Inspector:: "That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!"
Mr. Hilton: "What else?"
Inspector:: "Well, don’t you even take the bones out?"
Mr. Hilton: "If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?"