10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut

The Bee ^ | Nov 13, 2025 | The Bee

[Texas Eagle]

10. Thou shalt not bear false witness unless your lies make you the most popular podcaster in the world: Even though you may not know know... you just know.

Whoaaaaaa. That sounds awfully specific.

[Seruzawa]

About time someone did something about these neverending recipe posts.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

... and at that time Moses came down from the mountain and said unto the people, “Good news and bad.”

“Tell us the Good News!”, the peopled demanded of Moses.

“I negotiated it down to ten!”, Moses proclaimed.

“Tell us the Bad News!”

“Six is still in.”

[farm_kid]

“Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer! The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house.

Amen?”

Amen squared.

[hoosierham]

A cat will surely unroll the paper...and shred it!

[woodbutcher1963]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0

“Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1”

The Lord has given me these 15 commandments

[Texas Eagle]

Amen, brother! Except when they’re all curled up and napping on your lap.

[TLI]

I was going to post that myself!

Too much fun, I usually watch it 2-3 times!

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[dayglored]

Mel Brooks / Moses: "The Lord has given me these 15 commandments!"

That's it!!

[dayglored]

> Wait, what!? Toilet paper dispensing from under? Blasphemer! The only reason to do that is if you have a cat in the house. Amen?

I've always installed it over the top. Down from under is an abomination. I've also always had cats.

Only one figured out how to unroll it, and I actually was able to get him to stop doing it. All the other cats, in over 60+ years, never bothered to make a mess. Not that they didn't investigate it -- they did. But for whatever reason, after they figured out how it worked, they weren't inclined to unroll the whole thing.

[Texas Eagle]

Verily, I say unto you, cats are easily bored. But still!

[Retain Mike]

Correct. Never had any pets. Our younger son has a cat along with two daughters and two dogs, but he is a former Marine.

[fidelis]

[Billthedrill]

Now just a dang minute. The prerogative of driving ten miles an hour under the speed limit in the fast lane with yer blinker on is a sacred privilege of getting old. You’re too deef to hear the horns and you know people approve because they keep giving you a hand signal that means “You’re number one!” If they didn’t approve they wouldn’t be applauding.

[lastchance]

Yes, you put it on the top of the toilet tank. Saves having to write out instructions over and over again for replacing it in the holder.

[lastchance]

Amen!