I can’t repeat here what that looks like, this being a family-friendly site and all....
We already know how well fake meat and eating insects went over as the new government-endored super foods.
Maybe this should be what EBT card holders can get.
Now there’s an idea!
Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals:
RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules. (This is a serious rule. The besieged entity’s very credibility and reputation is at stake, because if activists catch it lying or not living up to its commitments, they can continue to chip away at the damage.)