Reporter 1: Say, that plan looks suspiciously like a moat.
Press Secretary: your point?
Reporter 2: And the design for those "Welcome to Florida" arches, it looks very much like a portcullis.
Press Secretary: I'm surprised you didn't remark on the "You are now leaving the American Sector" sign on the Northbound side.
Reporter 3: What about the Panhandle?
Press Secretary: That's where will put all the refugees from New York.
To: NonValueAdded
Hell no! The Panhandle is the best part of Florida, send all the refugees to Miami or some other dump in south Florida so they can be with their own kind.
2 posted on
11/05/2025 4:14:21 PM PST by
GaryCrow
To: NonValueAdded
"You are now leaving the American Sector" sign on the Northbound side. I like that! See if we can get DeSantis on board.
3 posted on
11/05/2025 4:20:18 PM PST by
sjmjax
To: NonValueAdded
No extra charge. for the alligators.
5 posted on
11/05/2025 4:49:57 PM PST by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: NonValueAdded
Move it north, to Rae's Creek in Augusta.
6 posted on
11/05/2025 4:58:56 PM PST by
Hebrews 11:6
(“…all who were appointed for eternal life believed.” Acts 13:48)
To: NonValueAdded
Never heard of the old cross florida barge canal?
8 posted on
11/05/2025 7:42:48 PM PST by
FrozenAssets
(You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps)
To: NonValueAdded
I just don’t think that is economically feasible.
11 posted on
11/06/2025 4:58:21 AM PST by
exPBRrat
To: NonValueAdded
Drawbridges vs. commuters.
For part of my working life my route to work included a drawbridge. I swear, it was manned by a guy with binoculars yelling “OK, here he comes...OPEN THE BRIDGE!”
12 posted on
11/06/2025 11:11:33 AM PST by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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