“Snakes… Why did it have to be snakes?”
Well, I guess a 12 gauge with slugs might have damaged the swimming pool.
Hmm...there wouldn't be a business if there weren't a demand. Makes you think...
What’s the worst thing about being bitten by a venomous spider?
You are probably Australian.
How do you tell the groom at a Bendigo wedding?
He’s the guy with the new thongs on.
Why do so many Aussies visit England?
Criminals always return to the scene of the crime.
What’s the difference between an Aussie wedding and funeral?
One less drunk.
If Hell is unbearably hot, red and dry, how do Australians know they aren’t dead?
Finally, what’s the difference between: an Irish Mick, a limey poofter and a Strayan bogan?
Two have a sense of humor, having been under the heel of the third.
Venomous snakes rescued?? LOL. That’s not the way I’d expect that headline to read.