[Albion Wilde]

He needs to come tuh Merlin and learn ahr accint. I heard a doozy last weekend on a radio show about hunting, where they were taking about a gun's powerful recoil. Could not stop laughing:

“Ah sawhl a deer in mah neighbuhw's yawhd. Ah shottidt. Duh ree-cohl was sew turble, mah glaissis whint cattywhompis ohm mah fayce!”

You missing it yet, hon?

[Bigg Red]

😉

Pennsylvania also has some interesting accents, merlin gurl.