Posted on 10/29/2025 9:12:00 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.
According to prominent Democratic leaders, starving a couple million kids is a small price to pay to ensure that blue states continue to provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants.
"If you're going to make an omelette, you've got to crack a few eggs. And if you're going to give free healthcare to illegal immigrants, you've got to let some children go hungry," said Senator Cory Booker. "Honestly, who cares? Kids can't vote. Plus, they're very resilient, they can dig around in some dumpsters, or forage for berries or whatever. Cry harder."
Booker's statement was echoed by other intellectual pillars of the Democrat Party.
"It's, like, not hard for kids to find food. There are stores literally filled with food," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Some food even grows in the ground, and the ground is everywhere, so technically, they can get food from anywhere. You just, like, dig the food out of the ground or whatever."
At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to personally go to grocery stores to filibuster poor people attempting to buy food.
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The BEE, once again the paper of record.
EBT recipients going on an extended fast would save Fed.gov $$ billions more in medicaid with reduced diabetes, heart disease, lower Ozempic costs, etc. etc.
Exactly.
Considering that the Democrats are aborting away the next generation of Democrat voters, he might want to reconsider that philosophy.
Yes, I know its satire. But it is true, that without the illegals flooding into Blue States the Democrats birthrate is around 1.1 births per female.
Democrats to SNAPpers: STFU
I didn’t know that Democrat wymen would give birth to any offspring without a 666 birthmark.
Birthmarks can be added later if necessary of course.
And I am sure you ment “Birthing Persons”
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One of the more ridiculous statements I’ve ever heard. Do they really understand what they are saying?
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