[dayglored]

Okay, now y'all know. No more excuses!

[Morgana]

It may not be a sin to be a Democrat BUT IT SHOULD BE

[Tell It Right]

Tell it Right from Free Republic:
Q: I often poke fun at fellow FReeper ebb tide for his almost daily posts that Christianity doesn't exist outside of Catholicism. Is that a sin?

A: No. Besides the past two popes have given us almost as much comedy material as every U.S. president from Clinton on.

[Dr. Sivana]

Is it a sin to find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny?

What if you found the mechanical bunny at the dog race track attractive, as Bugs himself did?

[dfwgator]

“It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen. It was a sin to take Ellen to the place to feel her up. It was a sin to try to feel her up and it was a sin to feel her up. There were six sins in one feel, man!”

-George Carlin

[Tell It Right]

Billy Bob from Podunk, AL asks:
Q: Is it a sin to hate the Tennessee Vols as much as I do ever since their head coach tried to have the Bama football program shut down?

A: No. Cheering against a football rival is not a sin. But painting an orange and white checkerboard pattern on your driveway so you can leave skid marks on it --- that's a bit much. Save that for BLM and LGBTQWERTY street murals. That's doing the Lord's work.

[Dr. Franklin]

"It depends what the definition of "is" is."
"If you don't leave your feet, it's not a cheat!"
Slick Willy Clinton

[Joann37]

I especially like the questions from “Donald from DC “ and “Joe from Wilmington”!

[Niteranger68]

What about farting in church?

[DeplorableTrumpSupporter]

Pauly from Jersey City, NJ:

Q: I go to Raising Cane's on Sunday since Chick-fil-A is closed. Is that OK?

A: Eternal damnation awaits you.

Raising Cain's is not CFA... Of course, I like PDQ myself...