He was transporting young gulls across staid lions for immortal purposes, that filthy SOB.
The way I heard it, he was seeking the counsel of the Divine Dolphins, who resided on a huge estate. The Dolphins expected a sacrificial gift, the young seagulls. As he approached the estate he realized the entrance was guarded by a pair of huge lions, which eyed him suspiciously as he went through the gate....
...where he was immediately arrested for transporting young gulls across estate lions for immortal porpoises.