Posted on 09/29/2025 11:43:08 AM PDT by Red Badger
Wait! I thought fried foods were bad ...
Sorry but when I hear Maggot, I can only think of Telly Savalas in The Dirty Dozen.
Two mega-ridiculous, but unfortunately true, news articles from The Babylon Bee's Not the Bee arm.
my meat eats bugs so i don’t have to...
I thought deep state propaganda outfit CPB / NPR got de-funded.
They were, but they are funded through the end of the Fiscal year.............
“They were, but they are funded through the end of the Fiscal year.............”
Chuck Schumer is trying to sneak some funds to them.
Back in 2016 we had a 17 Year Cicada hatch in my neighborhood.
My dog loved them for dinner.
Every couple of hours he begged to go out.
His stools that week were filled with Cidada shells.
Supposedly saute'ed in butter they taste a lot like shrimp.
I didn't test the theory.
“His stools that week were filled with Cidada shells.
Supposedly saute’ed in butter they taste a lot like shrimp.”
Really?....................
“His stools that week were filled with Cidada shells.
Supposedly saute’ed in butter they taste a lot like shrimp.”
Really?....................
So, I have read.
Like I said, I did not bother to try it.
They can parade all the false data they want, but they’ll never convince any SANE person to eat bugs! Only insane people!
What is the average lifespan in the Congo these days?
Life expectancy in the DRC is 48 years for men and 52 for women. Comparatively, life expectancy in the U.S. is 76 years
for men and 81 for women. I'll stick with organic, mammalian meat for my protein.
Great old song about that:
” Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
Going to the garden to eat worms
Big fat juicy ones
Tiny little squiggly ones
Watch them wriggle and squirm
Bite their heads off
Suck their juice out
Throw their skins away
I don’t see how birds can live on
Worms three times a day
3rd verse:*
The first one was easy,
the second one was queasy,
The third one got caught in my throat.
Big fat juicy worms, slip slop slimy worms, fuzzy wuzzy little worms
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
Going to the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones
Short fat juicy ones
Gooey, gooey, gooey, gooey, worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat juicy ones stick
Short fat juicy ones stick between your teeth
And the juice goes slurp, slurp, slurp
source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/miscellaneouslyrics/childsongslyrics/nobodylovesmelyrics.html
I don’t blame you.
I wouldn’t try dog stools sautéed in butter either...............
Good Lord, I so appreciate Not The Bee for traipsing through the npr BS so I don’t have to.....
Defunded or funded, they still put out the most insane takes on everything.
Imma go put a bone through my nose......BRB
I’m ok with eating bugs, as long as they live in the water - lobsters, crabs, shrimp, and crawdaddies. However, the Bible forbids it because they don’t have fins and scales.
That’s only if you’re Jewish...........
So if you’re not Jewish you can ignore the Bible?
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