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To: zeebee

Guys: Do you wash your hands before or after you pee?


21 posted on 09/22/2025 6:26:05 AM PDT by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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To: sasquatch

After.


32 posted on 09/22/2025 6:35:59 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left?)
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To: sasquatch
Guys: Do you wash your hands before or after you pee?

Depends. Usually. But if it's a filthy public bathroom, then my dick is probably the cleanest thing in there, so no. (Not in the habit of pissing on my hands, so that's not a factor)

35 posted on 09/22/2025 6:38:49 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: sasquatch
Navy guy after watching a Devil Dog walk away from the urinal and head straight for the hatch:

"Hey, Jarhead! You know, the Navy teaches us to wash our hands after we piss."

"Thanks, squid. The Corps taught us not to piss on our hands."

104 posted on 09/22/2025 6:49:54 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Days may go by slow...but the years go by so fast!)
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