My Trey Gowdy hair theory:
Frail little Trey kept getting bullied at school. The second time he pulled his head out of a commode after a “swirly” he passed the restroom mirror and decided he liked the look.
But he vowed to never forget how he got it and swore vengeance on those bullies. So he became a District Attorney, then a politician.
To this day I can’t stop thinking ‘Trey Swirly’ when I see his image.
To this day I can’t stop thinking ‘Trey Swirly’ when I see his image.
Does explain his kooky hairdos.