[rlmorel]

Heh, I forget where I heard it, but it was a Babylon Bee kind of thing about a Muslim woman's husband who was beaten to death by a crowd at Mecca:

His distraught wife said: He was a good man who sold bottles of water to pilgrims, and when he took off his coat and they saw the vest he made to hold all the bottles of water with the red strips that make sure you don't lose the cap and began yelling "Allahu Akbar! Get your water here', they didn't even let him finish before they stomped him to death..."

[Nateman]

There was a Mozlem talking doll once. Nobody knew what she said because nobody would pull the string.