[nickcarraway]

Ping

[Larry Lucido]

My dog would distract me and then go pop the cork on a bottle of 17-year-old whiskey. And wouldn’t even share.

[PAR35]

To save folks having to click and then click and then search the second story:

Easy - Spaniels, Poodles, and Border Collies

Difficult - Beagles, Huskies, and Dachshunds

[tired&retired]

I had a solid glass dining room table and it was a real pain as my German Shepherd would lick the underside of the table if food she liked, such as dinner rolls, were on the table.

The only way to clean it was for two people to lift the glass off the stand.

[equaviator]

Dogs- The bigger they are the worse they smell.

[Hyman Roth]

My old fishing buddy had a black lab. He went fishing with us all the time. My buddy would tell the lab to get us a beer out of the cooler. Lab went to cooler, lifted lid and brought us a beer. One at a time tho. He wasn’t that good. 😎 Damn miss that dog.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I missed the "try to outsmart" and "Hilariously" parts of this video.
He held a treat in his open hand under the dog's nose and the dog pushed his hand down. What am I missing?
Also, I think the word hilarious should be removed from the English language.
Whatever is labeled 'hilarious', never is.