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Dallas Cowboys Invoke 25th Amendment On Jerry Jones
The Babylon Bee ^
| Aug. 31 2025
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/01/2025 9:34:16 AM PDT by xp38
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Clearly a serious situation.
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:34:16 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
He's making a lot of $$$ so he is a good owner.
So far, the fans are still buying tickets to the games.
To: xp38
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:38:43 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: xp38
The Cowboys are not a republic, they are a monarchy so you will have to summon the Estates General like in 1789 France.
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:44:18 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
To: xp38
Thing is the Packers overpaid for Parsons, he’s not that good.
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:45:13 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: MinorityRepublican
Agreed.
The PT Barnum argument applies.
Jerry understands that theater is where the big bucks are and any athletic competition is just a side show.
To: xp38; SunkenCiv; SaveFerris; gundog
STEINBRENNER: Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Bcause I got a flash for you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!
To: Larry Lucido
Why would George steal from the Yankees
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:55:59 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: xp38
“Sir, the fans are revolting!”
To: MinorityRepublican
Wish he had a GM all these years, but as a bidness man, $65,000,000 he paid for the Cowboys, now worth $9 billion one cannot argue. Saw also NFL betting is expecting $30 billion this year.
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posted on
09/01/2025 9:59:28 AM PDT
by
Jolla
To: xp38
Aahhh...since we’re on the topic of the Dallas Cowboys, I thought I’d add my two cents.
I never thought they were “America’s Team!”
I don’ think any team was/is.
But then, I’m an Oakland Raiders fan.
To: Billthedrill
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:02:03 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Almost got stung by The Bee,
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:06:39 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Larry Lucido
Non compos mentis, IOW, Joe Biden. 😊
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:07:32 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: xp38
Too bad they didn’t do that with Biden. Kamala would have been easy to kick out.
To: xp38
Cardinals fans would want to add Bill DeWitt in that petition.
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:29:44 AM PDT
by
waredbird
(Rrect. )
To: old school
" I’m an Oakland Raiders fan." Have you been to any games at Allegiant Stadium?
That place is a palace compared to any stadium in CA...
Here in the Washington DMV, the stadiums are garbage heaps...
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:49:28 AM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
To: xp38
He has cancer. Fighting for quite a while. Vociferous Cowboy fans gotta’ give the guy a break.....yeah,I know....kind of a jerk....cancer surgeries, treatments have a way of messin’ ya up...
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:54:46 AM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
To: old school
I was an Oakland Raider fan growing up as well. Still remember the Ken Stabler - Dave Casper “Holy Roller” play. I miss listening to Bill King.
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:55:00 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: MinorityRepublican
He’s making a lot of $$$ so he is a good owner.
All those whores won’t pay themselves.
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posted on
09/01/2025 10:55:40 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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