[sweetiepiezer]

Thousands of pounds of marijuana found hidden in watermelons

https://x.com/i/status/1971952202773418192

[Publius]

Some people say you capture a whole lot of weed.
Some fine sensimilla with no stems or seeds.
You catch it all legal from an eye in the sky.
A whole lot of people ain't gonna get high.

You seize sixteen tons.
What do you get?
Some big watermelons in your L-E-O net.
St. Peter, don't you call 'em 'cause they can't go.
They owe their soul to the cartel store.