BREAKING: TRUMP FINDS CURE FOR CANCER (Parody)

Free Republic ^ | Aug. 16, 2025 | piytar

[piytar]

You think this is a parody?

It's my original work. Had to add the (Parody) because I'd rather not be sued for defamation. But per the rest of your excellent post, there is always some truth in good (hope my article counts) parody/satire.

[Political Junkie Too]

I wasn't mocking or questioning your parody, only showing that it actually happened to President Bush that the LAAP-dog media found a way to make ending the violence a bad thing.

-PJ

[piytar]

Oh I got it, hence part of my comment was “your excellent post.” Did not take any offense whatsoever.

[USA-FRANCE]

“President Trump walks on water. MSM: Trump can’t swim!”

>>>>>>>>>>>

Excellent comment, had a good laugh!

MSM: “Trump can’t even swim, forced to walk on water!”

[TigersEye]

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

I thought Biden already cured cancer? ;-)

[oldtech]

No, Biden cured any extra wealth. He also cured a lot of good will that some may have felt towards others.

[Colorado Doug]

All falls under Climate Change, which killed all of us back in the 70's.

Oh yes! I remember that. It was terrible freezing to death back in the ice age of the 70's.

[The Duke]

"If people don’t die of cancer, Social Security is doomed! "

I think we've been being set up for an early demise all our lives.

[know.your.why]

BREAKING: TRUMP FINDS CURE FOR CANCER...DEMOCRATS DEEPLY SADDENED.

There. Fixed it.

[piytar]

Well done!

[Tell It Right]

Landfills and oceans will fill with hair from no one taking chemo and more people having haircuts. Millennials will suffer from more Boomers living longer without retiring and freeing up jobs. Where will child laborers find work if people aren’t smoking pot to assist with cancer? Trump is a racist for not curing AIDS for gays, or is that also a straight disease, I can’t remember.

[Mark]

But if there is a cure, then we would have too many old folks!

[piytar]

Actually many books and movies have been based on the premise that if people live too long we end up with a horrid over-population issue.

The Star Trek episode "The Mark of Gideon” is the first one I can recall. is the first one I recall.

[piytar]

Sorry for the glitch/repeated phrase at the end of my comment.

[dragnet2]

[Bobbyvotes]

By Trump finding a cure for cancer, a million people (doctors, nurses, billers, janitors in cancer clinics, researchers in labs trying to find cancer cure, companies manufacturing cancer treatment machines & medicines, and funeral homes) are now unemployed.

[Peter ODonnell]

The Thousand Oncologist March begins at noon. Drop your stethoscopes and be there. We cannot let this monster destroy our careers.

[johnnygeneric]

I can see everyone comparing this to AI taking away jobs from everyone.

[Lockbox]

Protests are forming demanding “We want Cancer! When do we want it? NOW!”

/Sarcasm