I made an incorrect assumption based on the name “Tristan”, as African-Americans tend to be more creative in naming their children in modern times. He’s Caucasian. I’m guessing his parents are most likely liberal trash.
Tristan just screwed over his best working years. What a retard!
Tristan is a Welsh-derived name and figures in the Arthurian legend. I doubt a lot of Black folks are naming their kids Tristan.
INMATE: "Hey, you, new guy Langston, do you like chocolate chip cookies?"
LANGSTON: "Yep."
INMATE: "Then you're going to like Mondays, they give out free cookies on Mondays."
(several seconds pass)
INMATE: "Do you like pizza?"
LANGSTON: "Yep."
INMATE: "That's good, because Tuesdays are pizza day here"
(more seconds pass)
INMATE: "Hey, Langston, are you gay?"
LANGSTON: "Heck no!"
INMATE: "Then you're not going to like Wednesdays."