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The Worst Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps—And What to Say Instead
DNYUZ ^
| August 11, 2025
| Staff
Posted on 08/11/2025 1:10:16 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
People, or at least women, don’t want to be used.
Comments about physical appearance lend themselves to conclude they’re looking for hook ups, not a relationship.
That said, I can’t imagine dating apps are the best way to meat someone worth it.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:26:06 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Are you a 0% APR car loan? Because you seem to have no interest and I don’t understand how.
To: shotgun
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:28:55 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
“Hi, I’m one of your followers. I couldn’t help noticing that you take the same route to work every morning. Like to go out sometime?”
To: Larry Lucido
“Are you wrinkled and reddish? Because you look like my next date.”
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:30:52 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:31:01 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
From the article title:
...And What to Say Instead Say instead? Um, no.
Be your true authentic self, just like they tell the girlypops and the auntiepops.
To: Magnum44
I want to touch your bellybutton, from inside.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:33:38 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:33:50 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
Do you have an “only-fans” site?
How long does it take you to warm slippers?
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:35:15 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:40:55 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
I had to change my first line. “Are they real”? wasn’t working.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:41:18 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
To: metmom
*** That said, I can’t imagine dating apps are the best way to meat someone worth it.***
Was “meat” intentional?
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:44:17 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
Lord Flashheart:
...treat your kite...like you treat your woman...get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:45:39 PM PDT
by
Rinnwald
To: Red Badger
Some good advice I’ve seen is to compliment a woman on what NOT their obvious best feature. That is, compliment a beautiful woman on her intelligence, and complement an intelligent, accomplished woman on her beauty. This will catch them off guard.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:45:51 PM PDT
by
JeemBeau
To: Red Badger
Judging by many of these comments, I can see why men have so many relationship problems with women.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:47:06 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:48:14 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
I feel for those using dating apps. I wouldn’t.
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posted on
08/11/2025 1:52:31 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: metmom
That said, I can’t imagine dating apps are the best way to meat someone worth it.Was that supposed to be some kind of subtle double-entendre?
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